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Wednesday
Dec022009

You Like Tits, I Like Co-Ops

If you're into real estate porn like I am, you might want to hop on over to itunes and download the new Corcoran app.

It's pretty slick with lots of sexy pictures, and you can look up both sale properties and rental properties. OR you can stalk your neighbors and drool over all the shit you can't afford to buy eventhough we're in the middle of a recesh and shit probably won't ever get any cheaper than it is.

Yeah...or that.

(via Curbed)

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