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*BALLER - n. Kid free-n-lovin it

*BFI - n. Brilliant fucking idea

*BREEDER - n. Baby maker

*BR-ALLER - n. a BREEDER who's proven themselves to be cool enough that, despite their tendencies to procreate, can still maintain the basic principles of a BALLER attitude and lifestyle.

*COOPRETARD - n. Any annoying person who works at the Park Slope Food Coop

*D.I.N.K-n. Dual income, no kids

*FIPS - n. Fucked in Park Slope; the most badass'd blog on the dub dub dub

*SILTH - n. Sloper I'd Like To Hurt

*SAHM (or "SHAM") - n. Stay At Home Mom

 *SCHADENFOER - n. The feeling of envy and/or hate toward literary wunderkind and Park Slope resident, Jonathan Safran Foer

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Thursday
05Nov2009

Yay! Someone Called Me A Broke Ass Instead of a Fat Ass!

Hop your ass on over to Broke Ass Stuart's goddamn website if you wanna read all about how I manage life as a recessionista--I'm the Broke Ass of the week, yo!

Also, buy his book: Broke Ass Stuart's Guide to Living Cheaply in NYC. There are a shitload of great tips and tricks in there on how to save $$ in the big city.

Finally, do you know what Broke Ass Porn is? Now you do.

You're welcome.

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