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Thursday
Jun282012

WORLD'S MOST HONEST LOTHARIO SEEKS DATE

 

We all spend so much time and energy on OKCupid or Match.com, trying to find a love connection.  With all of this time spent trolling the internet for our "perfect match," it's possible that we've lost that special connection—the kind of connection that can only come from a handwritten personals ad taped to a garbage can outside of the subway station.

Found outside the 4th Avenue station, this ridiculous, incredibly specific note (number has been blurred and black-barred to protect the love starved) let's everyone know exactly what he wants.  Although I'm confused as to what a "Cigarette Meet Date" is, I kind of love the honesty being exhibited here.

Rather than just straight up lying to a woman about how he's going to wine and done her, he cuts right to the chase. On your date, he will take you to McDonald's, Wendy's, Popeye's, or Subway—no exceptions.

For anyone who started out their relationship in fancy restaurants only to find themselves a few years later, sitting on the couch next to their significant other with a pizza box in front of them on the coffee table, it presents a startling point. Eventually, we all end up at Popeyes, don't we?

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