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*BALLER - n. Kid free-n-lovin it

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Feb102009

Who Gives A Shit: It Sucks to Be 'Poor'

Posted by: AuthorErica | DateTuesday, February 10, 2009 at 8:55AM

Another Tuesday, another simple question...just cause we're nosy like that: Eventhough we're in this whole recesh thingy,are there any yuppie scumbag luxuries that you just REFUSE to live without (even if you have to use foodstamps to get em)?

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some prive).

 

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I refuse to give up taking taxis home to the Slope after a night out on the town in Manhattan. Trains to Brooklyn past 10 PM on weekends are beeotches. $30 well spent.

February 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMr. Ius

I agree with the taxi comment! I try to take the subway, but I almost always end up in a taxi!

February 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterA

cocaine?

February 10, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterundisturbed

starbucks.

February 12, 2009 | Unregistered Commentere

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