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Tuesday
Feb052013

WHO GIVES A SHIT: DOES YOUR PARK SLOPE DOG HAVE A 'TRENDY' NAME?

Oliver's name is officially not trendy. Dude is PISSED.If you live in Park Slope and you don't have a baby, you best have a dog. And if you do have a dog, it sure as shit better have a trendy goddamaned name. 

And just like you wouldn't want your trendy, zumba dancing bebe to have a regular ole name, you certainly don't want your labradoodle or puggle prancing around the streets of Park Slope sans a trendy moniker. In case you didn't get the memo: Spot and Fido are way the hell out. 

And so, herewith is a list of the trendiest, most on-point pooch names in the 11215. I'm guessing this list looks a hell of a lot the Kindergarten class roster at PS 321. 

  1. Lucy
  2. Charlie
  3. Bella
  4. Maggie
  5. Stella
  6. Lily
  7. Max
  8. Bailey
  9. Daisy
  10. Lola
  11. Luna
  12. Sadie

As far as the completely unpopular, non-trendy list, if you have a dog with any of the following names, I wouldn't be so quick to show your face at off-leash hours at Prospect Park tomorrow:  

  1. Sierra
  2. Trixie
  3. Cocoa
  4. Leonardo
  5. Bob
  6. Stewie
  7. Seneca
  8. Blaine
  9. Scooter
  10. Alexa
  11. Fuzzy
  12. Kimber

via WNYC

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