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Jul172009

Where Are All The Single, Unattached Park Slope Guys Hiding?

Received this comment today and thought it was post worthy:

Are there any single, unattached guys that live in PS or surrounding areas that are looking to date any young, single women?

I've lived here for about 5yrs now & I have yet to meet a PS guy that isn't a douchebag, scumbag (has a gf on the side), or is actually single.

I'm a social being, I don't have kids (which means no strollers, baby bjorns on my chest). I like to go out to eat (all the new restaurants), I check out movies at BAM, I check out bands at Union Hall/Southpaw. I love animals--especially dogs. I like all different types of guys. I like facial hair. I like beer & wine.

All i see lately is strollers & cute daddies...where are all the single guys? (are there any single guys?) Do i have to trek to Williamsburg for all the implanted "hipsters" hanging out around Bedford? I like to hang out in my hood.

Sometimes I get more flirtation from gourmet corner store owners, bankers, or whistling & beeping cars whizzing by!

I've tried online sites in the past, but everyone is a liar & paying money to meet someone royally sux in this recession & all.

I'm used to meeting guys thru friends but there seems to be a drought.

I've even noticed cute guys at the food coop or other stores, but they're soo busy stuffing their bags with fresh produce, meat & beer they wouldn't notice if i walked by them in a bra-less tank!

Go figure!

Any other single ladies out there wondering the same thing?

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