One night not too long ago, 58 year-old Paul Harry Marinos -- a man who looks like a hybrid of John Turturro and Marty Scorsese -- woke from a sound sleep with a vision: Madonna and Lady Gaga. On a stage. Together. In the above video, he explains his grand plans for the epic event -- Millions of people! Paris! -- to his perplexed son, who's recording his dad's excitement on camera. It's all pretty adorable.