Ok, bitches: its time to stop being polite and start getting real.

All weekend long, our internet has been out. So that's like going on SIX DAYS now. It was Thanksgiving weekend, and my ass was stuck at home. There's only so much fucking leftovers and stuffing one can eat before feelin' the itch to watch Youtube videos about cats or download porn, know what I'm sayin? Unfortch, that was not an option.

Ok, so let's play: guess who our cable provider is!???

I'll give you 3 hints:

1. They suck a gigantic hairy dick.

2. They are universally hated by every man, woman and child in the NYC metropolitan area.

3. In an informal poll (i.e. non-stop bitching on Twitter), their customer service has been rated most "FUCKED UP, HORRIBLE, HORRENDOUS, RIDONKULOUS" out of all of corporate America.

Yep, you guessed it! TIME MOTHERFUCKING WARNER!

They're giving us some bullshit about an "outage" causing our issues in N. Park Slope, but outages last a few hours, people...NOT SIX DAYS.

So, in celebration of our (almost) week long internet outage, I'd like to initiate a week long celebration of all the many, many, many, many ways in which Time Warner sux!

• If you are a BK/NYC blogger, I encourage you to blog about your own shitty experiences with Time Warner and share with the world your feelings about why you hope all TW employees get the H1N1 virus (email your posts to me, people! I will link to them on my blog! effedinparkslope at gmail dot com).
• If you are on Twitter, use the hashtag #timewarnersux to share some juicy TW rants with us all (@effedparkslope in your Tweet and I will retweet!).
• Leave your comments below. And don't hold back, bitches...you are in a safe place here.

We're comin after you Time Warner...and its not gonna be pretty.