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Tuesday
Nov242009

The Dog Whisperer Should Be Raising Your Kids

If you've ever seen the Dog Whisperer on the National Geographic channel, you know that the dude is a fucking miracle worker.

In fact, in an article in the NYT today, there are quite a few parents who claim that Cesar Millan's techniques work pretty darn well with kids too.

So, yeah: embrace that shit, Park Slope! Then the next time I'm at the Teat Lounge and your little bebe comes rollin on up to me with frosting all over their hands and goes to reach out and touch my macbook, I can let loose with a "TTTSSSSHHHHHHHHH!," and they'll know to back the fuck off.

Cool?

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