Some people do yoga in order to get in shape. Others do it so that they can reduce stress and clear their mind. But in the South Slope, at Naked Space (website NSFW), guys are doing yoga in order to throw well-established social mores out the fucking window. This is all under the guise of some sort of safe-space shedding, inhibitions-freeing, self-discovery twinkle ding-dong chaka khan kundalini blah, blah, fucking blah talk. It makes my head hurt just to read about it.
They offer nude yoga classes for men, and only men (Sorry, Ladies!), meaning that you go to their studio, take off all your clothes and stretch yourself into poses where your gaping rectum will be on view for the seven other dudes in class. Doesn't that sound like a great way to spend a Tuesday night? According to their site,"The instruction and practice of yoga without clothes reveals a wealth of information about the alignment of both teacher and student, which is otherwise hidden from view. The naked practice also fosters commonality and community, which can lead to a deeply supportive experience for everyone involved." Yeah, right. You know what else is a "deeply supportive experience for everyone involved?" Wearing boxer-briefs.