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Entries in yoga (2)

Tuesday
Mar132012

for a nominal fee, show your choad to a bunch of other dudes at this Park Slope yoga studio

Some people do yoga in order to get in shape.  Others do it so that they can reduce stress and clear their mind.  But in the South Slope, at Naked Space (website NSFW), guys are doing yoga in order to throw well-established social mores out the fucking window. This is all under the guise of some sort of safe-space shedding, inhibitions-freeing, self-discovery twinkle ding-dong chaka khan kundalini blah, blah, fucking blah talk.  It makes my head hurt just to read about it.

They offer nude yoga classes for men, and only men (Sorry, Ladies!), meaning that you go to their studio, take off all your clothes and stretch yourself into poses where your gaping rectum will be on view for the seven other dudes in class.  Doesn't that sound like a great way to spend a Tuesday night?  According to their site,"The instruction and practice of yoga without clothes reveals a wealth of information about the alignment of both teacher and student, which is otherwise hidden from view.  The naked practice also fosters commonality and community, which can lead to a deeply supportive experience for everyone involved."  Yeah, right.  You know what else is a "deeply supportive experience for everyone involved?" Wearing boxer-briefs.

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Monday
Jul112011

Yogis Take Over The Brooklyn Museum

Photo via Well + Good NYC

My Yoga experiences range from falling asleep for a few hours per week in child’s pose for easy college credits to bending and flexing my body into impossible positions in a 105 degree room, completely covered in sweat. Not my sweat, mind you. It was that of a large moist man who leered at my swamp-ass while in the midst of downward dogging.

I’m sure, however, that there are plenty of people who thoroughly enjoy yoga and have had wonderful experiences. So for all you Yogis -- Grab your biodegradable hemp mats and high tail your little spandexed asses over to the Brooklyn Museum, because they are hosting a series of Yoga events unlike any other!

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