It's late and you've had your fair share of drinks at High Dive. Now it's time to get home. Here's the FIPS guide to NOT getting sexually assaulted as you mosey down the treacherous streets of the Slope.
* First, make sure you're not wearing a short skirt. Just kidding, we don't slut shame around here.
* For God's sake, put the earbuds away. Don't you know there's been 14 sexual attacks since March?