The holidays are upon us, and since we all hate the Atlantic Center Mall as much as Tiger Woods’ wife hates him right about now (can you imagine what THAT place was like on Black Friday? I’m shuddering), we decided to compile a list of cool gifts you can get for the various dbags in your life.
Each day, we’ll give you a bunch of gift suggestions for two of the people who fall into these ten gift-buying categories:
- Co-worker you hate but have to pretend to like
- Breeder friend and/or their bitch-ass kids
- Douchey granola-eating, Birkenstock-wearing hippie friend
- The drunk in your life
- Lovable nerds (and/or your dorky kid brother)
- Home design gurus
- Overly sentimental "spirit guide" friends who constantly remind you of their life motto: “LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE.”
- Fur baby mamas-n-daddies
- Foodie friends
- Brooklyn snobs
All of the gifts we’ve picked are a.) relatively affordable and b.) can be bought right here in Park Slope (more specifically, on 7th or 5th avenues). So stay tuned for FIVE DAYS of cool shit (via crappy iPhone photos, smart ass, potentially-offensive commentary, and an occasional high-res photo we googled when we got home).
True confessions: doesn’t it feel nice to know that you can get all of your holiday shopping done without even having to get on the subway? Good thing, too, because the F train isn’t running again. Or is it? Who even fucking knows anymore?
Happy holidays!
Amanda | 
This is our week-long dive head first into the trenches of holiday gift shopping, Park Slope style. Buy local, bitches! Unless, of course, you enjoy walking past empty storefronts every ten feet. In today's edition we cover dog obsessed pals and drunks.
