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Entries in Gift FIPStravaganza (8)

Monday
Jul122010

BLINGED in Park Slope: 11215 Yourself

Posted by: AuthorMeredith | DateMonday, July 12, 2010 at 12:04AM

Just in case your Food Coop tee isn't enough of a broadcast to the outside world that you live in The Slope and you've like, lost your Neighborhoodie or something (O HAI 2007 how u doin), one Esty seller's got your number.  (Okay, my own puns are officially making me nauseated.)

Zip code necklaces.  Because everyone knows how we do in the 11215/11217.  And if they don't, they better learn.

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Thursday
Apr152010

The FIPS Guide to BREEDER Essentials

Posted by: AuthorMeredith | DateThursday, April 15, 2010 at 12:08AM

Now that we've been named the BEST NABE IN THE UNIVERSE (KTHX), and Coffeegate has exploded, all eyes are on Park Slope.  So, we all have to look our ab-fab best.  Naturally, the BALLERS know how to work it, but BREEDERS, I'm worried about you.  (Especially those of you who've gotten, ahem, kicked out of Park Slope Parents and are currently lost, aimlessly wandering up and down Garfield Street faintly whispering, "What do I do with my life now?")  Never fear--FIPS is here to save your ass.  We have some swell recommendations for both you and that shining bastion of genetics-mâché you call your offspring.

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Friday
Dec182009

Holiday Gift FIPStravaganza: Day Five [Dog Obsessed Friends-n-Drunks]

Posted by: AuthorAmanda | DateFriday, December 18, 2009 at 7:25AM

This is our week-long dive head first into the trenches of holiday gift shopping, Park Slope style. Buy local, bitches! Unless, of course, you enjoy walking past empty storefronts every ten feet. In today's edition we cover dog obsessed pals and drunks.

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Thursday
Dec172009

Holiday Gift FIPStravaganza: Day Four [Brooklyn Snobs-n-Weepy Lifetime Channel Movie Addicts]

Posted by: AuthorAmanda | DateThursday, December 17, 2009 at 10:52AM

This is our week-long dive head first into the trenches of holiday gift shopping, Park Slope style. Buy local, bitches! Unless, of course, you enjoy walking past empty storefronts every ten feet. In today's edition we cover BK snobs and sensitive cry babies.

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Wednesday
Dec162009

Holiday Gift FIPStravaganza: Day Three [Foodies-n-Design Gurus]

Posted by: AuthorAmanda | DateWednesday, December 16, 2009 at 12:11AM

This is our week-long dive head first into the trenches of holiday gift shopping, Park Slope style. Buy local, bitches! Unless, of course, you enjoy walking past empty storefronts every ten feet. In today's edition we cover foodies and Dwell subscribing Design snobs.

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Tuesday
Dec152009

Holiday Gift FIPStravaganza: Day Two [Hippie Friends-n-Dorks]

Posted by: AuthorAmanda | DateTuesday, December 15, 2009 at 12:21AM

This is our week-long dive head first into the trenches of holiday gift shopping, Park Slope style. Buy local, bitches! Unless, of course, you enjoy walking past empty storefronts every ten feet. In today's edition we cover douchey granola-eating friends and Lovable Dorks.

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Monday
Dec142009

Holiday Gift FIPStravaganza: Day One [Co-Workers-n-BREEDERS]

Posted by: AuthorAmanda | DateMonday, December 14, 2009 at 8:50AM

This is our week-long dive head first into the trenches of holiday gift shopping, Park Slope style. Buy local, bitches! Unless, of course, you enjoy walking past empty storefronts every ten feet. In today's edition we cover annoying co-workers and BREEDERS.

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