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Monday
17Aug2009

Buffalo Soldier: Wing Off #2

Posted by: AuthorAmanda | DateMonday, August 17, 2009 at 7:19AM

Your very own Buffalo Soldier is a product of Buffalo, New York, the home of abandoned factories, national sports teams who seem to have a stranglehold on the “runner up” category, and perhaps most notably, the very place where Buffalo wings were invented: at the fabulously divey Anchor Bar.

My quest for a little slice of home in Park Slope is something I don’t take lightly, so here's the second edition of wing offs as I eat my way through the Slope looking for the best of Buffalo.

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Wednesday
15Apr2009

Buffalo Soldier: Wing Off #1

Posted by: AuthorAmanda | DateWednesday, April 15, 2009 at 12:05AM

Your very own Buffalo Soldier is a product of Buffalo, New York, the home of abandoned factories, national sports teams who seem to have a stranglehold on the “runner up” category, and perhaps most notably, the very place where Buffalo wings were invented at the fabulously divey Anchor Bar.

My quest for a little slice of home in Park Slope is something I don’t take lightly, so I’ll be presenting you with a series of wing offs as I eat my way through the Slope looking for the best of Buffalo.

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Thursday
05Mar2009

HOLY SHIT, You Guys: Diddy did A Food off! Popeyes vs. KFC.  

Posted by: AuthorErica | DateThursday, March 5, 2009 at 2:03PM

Now, I'm not much of a chicken person myself, but the biscuits at Popeyes produce a feeling in me that is similar to what I imagine shooting up heroin would feel like. Though KFC does have lots of good sauce choices. Eh, fuck it...based on the biscuit sitch alone, I think I'd have to go with Popeyes

Needless to say, we're chomping at the bit to hear who, ultimately, came out victorious in Diddy's eyes.

Which one do you dig?

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Tuesday
03Feb2009

General Tso's DEATHMATCH!

Posted by: AuthorBenjamin | DateTuesday, February 3, 2009 at 8:00AM

Two men enter, one man leaves.

As part of FIPS' ongoing Food-Off series, we've taken the most popular dish from the two most popular Park Slope Chinese Restaurants and pitted them against one another. The dish: General Tso's Chicken. The restaurants: Red Hot II and Hunan Delight.

Now of course, there will inevitably be some crackhead who says "What about MR. Wonton?!?!" Save it - Mr. Wonton is such a greasy shithole that if you're really that obsessed, just pretend we included it in the competition and it LOST.

Let the games begin! [cue big racist GONG!]

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