COME ON OUT: FIPS And Google New York Happy Hour (And A Free Dinner)!

Let’s not pretend that the holidays aren’t stressful as hell. Gifts to buy, family to see – it’s like a month and a half full of obligations. But if there’s one thing that we here at FIPS have learned, it’s that booze is the best way to cope through all the ho ho hos. So we’ve teamed up with Google New York to throw a pretty kick-ass holiday happy hour. And you’re invited!

Join us on Tuesday, December 6th at Union Hall from 7-9pm for an absolutely free happy hour. That’s right – FREE...until we blaze through Google's budget and get pushed out of the back area by bocce players. Think of it as a great way to celebrate the holidays without the pressures of pretending to like your family. Happy Chrisanukahwanza and all that shit!

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COOL OR NOT COOL: Dogs in Bars?

I'll remind you that Foreign Dude has some very strong feelings about dogs in bars (he votes cool), and based on the fact that I'm completely obsessed with my own dog Oliver, it's not really a surprise that I'm throwing another vote cool's way. However, the city of New York is comin' down hard on the side of "not cool."

"Health Department officials wrote 125 tickets for “live animal violations” at bars and restaurants in Brooklyn between July, 2010 and July, 2011...the number of monthly tickets the city wrote in Brooklyn nearly tripled from June 2010 to July 2011."

According to the Brooklyn Paper, 1/4 of these violations went down in Wiliamsburg and Greenpoint, but Park Slope still has it's fair share of dog lovin' bars...and some of them are basically like "fuck the police."

Here's the thing: I totally get the whole no dogs in restaurant thing, but the no dogs in bars rule is just plain stupid. And even if you're gonna let the no dogs in bar rule stand, the no dogs on patios outside of bars is REALLY stupid.

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BABIES IN BARS: Time To Get Your Bebe A Fake ID?

OMGZ you guys, taking care of babies is so hard! You have to make sure you have:

• a Bugaboo Missoni stroller
• a carseat
• farm-fresh cruelty-free baby food
• aden + anais organic muslins
• baby uggs
• and now a fake ID

Apparently the five-oh are cracking down so hard on underage drinkers, they're attacking innocent babies on the LES now!

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[BEST OF PARK SLOPE]: Get Drunk, Get Naked

Ok, before we get into this bar voting bullshit, did you vote for your fave Park Slope restaurants yet? If not, hop to it. We need to finish tallying this stuff up and pick some winners.

But not before we have you guys vote for all your favorite bars!

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Drunken Nets Fans Are Totally Gonna Pee All Over Your Stoop

If you're like me, you're SUPER PSYCHED about the impending opening of the Barclays Center. It's going to be awesomesauce, right?!!!

Just think of all the countless jobs it's going to pump into the Brooklyn economy. You'll be able to get a sweet job serving beers & pretzels & whatever other hip modern cuisine they add to the menu to all the Barclays Center patrons! OR you can have a bright future in the exciting field of event security! I'm pretty sure you don't even have to waste precious hundreds of thousands of dollars on college degrees to get either of those jobs. WIN WIN for you, Jones!

Will the arena bring crime & traffic & hooliganism & whatnot to the area? Fuck yeah it will. Enraged Park Slope Resident Joe Imadehimup was quoted as saying, "Blah blah blah. Ruining the neighborhood. Robert Moses redux blah."

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BEST OF PARK SLOPE: Get Drunk, Get Naked

Day Two: BEST OF PARK SLOPE Awards! Let's get drunk!

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WHO GIVES A SHIT: Do You Bring Your Baby To Bars?

I'm pretty positive I know the answer to this question, but whatevs. It's gonna get warm soon, and people are gonna be outdoor drinking, and so I thought it was time to take everyone's temp once again regarding our fave Park Slope ish: do you bring your bebes to bars?

Cause every time I go to a bar, I pretty much see one.

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