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Entries in drugs (3)

Wednesday
Nov212012

Who Gives A Shit: What would you do if drug dealers lived on your block?  

Well, this is a first in the FiPS advice department...

A FiPS reader recently wrote in and asked for some input on how to deal with drug dealers in the neighborhood:

I live on 5th Street between 4th/5th Avenues. There have been drug dealers living on my street for over a year.  They even deal heroin to my neighbors, who are regular parents who live down the street. I have two kids, and I don't let them play outside anymore because their group always hangs outside.  The police won't do anything unless I can catch them dealing.  Who the hell ever caught someone dealing drugs?! And if I caught them, do you think they would still be dealing by the time the cops arrived?  Even the community board was worthless -- they just directed me to the cops.  Any advice? I own, so do I move?

- Feeling really Fucked in Park Slope

When I think of dealers, my mind goes straight to Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, so my off-the-top-of-the-head-answer is to invite them over for a sexy three-way. That's probably not what said FiPS reader wants to hear though, so I'll let you guys offer your own sage advice in the box below.

Monday
May022011

Fuck 'Breeder Central!' Park Slope is Rebranding as Sin City

Jeez! We take the weekend off and we miss breaking the biggest scandal to hit Park Slope this week. Maybe even this year!

On Friday, as FIPS was moments away from bidding adieu to our life-sized FUCKED banner, news broke that the leafy, stroller and Prius-cluttered streets of our upwardly mobile (the Post called us “posh”) neighborhood were at the epicenter of a humongous drug bust! And we’re not talking any old Mary Jane, there goes your weed delivery guy kind of bust…we mean serious drogas. Like $1.5 milly plus in heroin and coke serious.

Shhheeeeeittttt! I didn’t know we had it in us.

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Wednesday
Mar162011

Who Gives a Shit: Do You Flush Your Meds Down the Toilet?

Gawd knows there's plenty of shit in the Gowanus Canal already (pun?), and the District Manager of Brooklyn Board 6 is worried...

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