1. Rachel Getting Married
2. Milk
3. Doubt
4. The Wrestler
5. Burn After Reading
6. Vicky Cristina Barcelona
7. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
8. Slumdog Millionaire
9. Revolutionary Road
10. Mad Men: Season 1: Disc 1

Way to be completely fucking predictable, Park Slope!--not a single mainstream movie in the bunch! (I mean, maybe you could argue Benjamin Button, though I still say its borderline). Surprised not to see Food, Inc there, though (right Food Coop-n-JSF?).

(via the NYT)

Well, well, well.

Look who's ass made Only The Blog Knows Brooklyn's Park Slope 100 List this year?

FIPS!

Here's what they said about us: "Fucked in Park Slope because you truly are the best Park Slope blog. Seriously though: you bring humor, fun and irreverence to a subject totally worth making fun of."

Aww, shucks. Thanks Louise!

Also, I really think this says a lot for blogs everywhere with curse words in their names. Dream big cuntsinbushwick.com! The future is yours to grab, bullshitinbrooklyn.org! Press on cocksuckersinbillyburg! Our time is NOW!

Oh.

Except that in the list OTBKB actually linked to Fips.com instead of fuckedinparkslope.com.

Oh well! Beggars can't be choosers!

And since everyone on the list is waaaaay cooler than my ass (Brooklyn Based! Brokelyn! Jonathan Fucking Ames!), you should go check it out like NOW.

According the to data on this addictive new site Envisioning Development:

• The median income in Park Slope in 2006 was $84,600
• An avg 1 BDR apt was $900, an avg 2 BDR was $1800 and an avg 3 BDR was $2700

Also, looks like most people round here are either housekeeper every day rich (High Income = the pink boxes), or housekeeper every week rich (Middle Income = green boxes).

In other breaking news, Coopretards are annoying, Two Boots is overrun with whiny brats and Maclaren strolers are kinda cool if you're a BREEDER who likes to live on the edge.

(via Curbed)

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Page one Google search results for "Park Slope." (and no, I'm not logged in, bitches...nice fucking try).

I'm comin for you next, Park Slope Parents! (currently #3).

Believe it or not, bitches: it was one year ago today that FIPS was born.

True confessions: its pretty embarrassing to go back now and read my first post comparing Park Slope to Paris Hilton (though I do still agree with many of the points). Unfortunately I chose to use a celebutante to make a key point who no one gives a shit about anymore, but cut me a fucking break...I'm not Sylvia Browne.

Anyway.

We're one, so yay!

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The last time we put out this call, we got some KICK ASS FIPS writers, who've since, happily joined the Fucked in Park Slope Circus. In fact, we're sooo into them we want more.

Here's the thing: we're lazy...and have other jobs, and in case you didn't get the memo: its fucking hard keeping a blog every day and making it interesting/relevant/timely/funny, blah, blah, blah. So we need other people like us (i.e. YOU).

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