Look: I know that Halloween was over days ago and all you btchz probably have your Christmas trees up-n-shit already, but I have literally never laughed so hard in my life.
Apparently Jimmy Kimmel asked his viewers to play a horrific yet hilarious trick on their kids by telling them that they ate all of their Halloween candy. ALL OF IT. No more candy for you, little Stella! Suck it Ezra! Better luck next year, Sufjan!
Furthermore, Jimmy K asked them to videotape the whole thing as it went down.
Needless to say, the results are nothing short of spectacular.
Yeah, so I vote cool.