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Monday
May092011

Is Parking in The Slope Even *More* Of A Clusterfuck Now?

Please consider giving up your parking spot today to help out a unionist in need.

About a month ago, I was down on 5th Avenue when I happened upon a truckload of burly union workers wanting to talk with me about a calamity heading toward a street corner near me.

Coming off Wisconsin's whole labor busting sitch, I thought this meant there must be serious shit going down. There was literature. There were earnest Carhardt clad men importuning me on every corner. There was even a big-ass utility workers truck. They needed me! Little old me could lend my voice to their plight and help save their rights.

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