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05Jan2010

Co-Op Board Wars: Blood on the Carpet

Posted by: AuthorAllison | DateTuesday, January 5, 2010 at 8:09AM

Deep, deep in my heart (I can't even know the depths of it), I hate my co-op board.

Hate.

HATE!

I haven't felt so passionately hateful since adolescence.

Why, you ask? It's simple: Paint and pendants.

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