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Entries in Brooklynian Forum (43)

Friday
Dec302011

WHAT TO DO WHEN: YOU WANT TO SELL A CAR IN PARK SLOPE?

Ok, in fairness I have no fucking clue. 

I have a zipcar membership, and so I'm not exactly savvy in the ways of automobile ownership.

But "bootstrap" on Brooklynian was looking for some scoop on how to sell his ride, and I thought it was an interesting topic: 

I'm looking to sell my 4Runner and haven't yet had the pleasure of selling a car in NYC. Aside from posting that beautiful black and orange 'FOR SALE' sign in the window, any tips for local online advertising? There's obviously the usual suspects like Craigslist NY, but I've never sold a car there before and am not sure if it's worth the time/hassle of dealing with potential scammers.

Craigslist seemed spammy as hell the last time I looked at used cars. There were all these bullshit posts about dudes away in the military and needing to sell cars "FAST" and crap. So what do people do these days when they want to sell a car in the BK?

Monday
May232011

BREAKING: FIPS Has A Forum!

Try it!

I promise it will be way the hell less annoying than Brooklynian! (i.e. no bitchy mods). At least for now!

You can access it by clicking on that little "forum" thingy in our top nav. Add topics, bitch us out, ask us on dates, go C-R-A-Z-Y.

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Monday
May022011

Attack of the Kites!

Anywhere from one to a small group of people have been arrested this week for flying incredibly loud kites in Prospect Park. Adults, children and grandparents alike were screaming, crying and cowering in fear, as colorful structures recreating sounds of war and lawn mowing zoomed over their quivering bodies, most of which were lying on the grass in the fetal position. Many are now permanently deaf, which prosecuting attorneys are calling “deadly force” as they prepare for the upcoming trials against these kite-flying degenerates.

Ok, I lied, none of that is true.

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Thursday
Jan272011

'I Have Something Misguided And Angry To Say About This Current Argument'

This is supposed to be a "real Facebook argument," but also I found this on Brooklynian...and it kinda fits better there.

Monday
Jan032011

The Pavilion Movie Theater Has Officially Been Nominated As the Nastiest & Most Disgusting Theater in Brooklyn...And Won

Honestly, who the hell cares if the Pavilion has bedbugs anymore. I'd be more concerned about picking up some flesh eating virus...or THE MOTHERFUCKING PLAGUE.

These fine photos were taken by Brooklynian member SlipperySlope in Theater 5, and I think we can all agree that they are hardcore vom inducing.

ATTN ALL MOVIE THEATER OWNERS EVERYWHERE: if you have ever, even for one hot minute, considered NOT getting black seats in your movie theater, please look at these photos immediately and then go punch yourself in the face.

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