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Tuesday
Jun122012

SPONSORED: WORKOUT FOR FREE THIS WHOLE SUMMER AT SLOPE FITNESS

You know how it's about to get all Africa hot up in here in a week or two and you told your friend you'd go with them to Rockaway Beach but your fat jeans are feelin kind of snug after one too many double scoop cones at Ample Hills Creamery and orders of duck fat fries from Sweet Wolfs? And you havent exercised in months but sometimes you listen to the Pandora dance cardio station just to remind yourself that you once worked out so much you qualified for that Oxford health insurance credit they give to people are patient enough to get 100 signatures from Craig, or Mandy or Pippa behind the front desk of whatever gym you used to check-in at for your Zumba classes? Just me?

Well, let's get it together ppl: Slope Fitness is our answer.

That gym on the corner of Union and 7th that you thought was closed is now way open. They got themselves a quick nip-n-tuck facelift, an amazing new head honcho, Michael Carlin, and they're back and better than ever. They've got daycare, great group fitness classes and they even fixed the TV's on the treadmills so that now you get all the stations! It's like magic!

FIPS got the inside scoop that the club is offering this crazy deal, for only ONE DAY, at this Sunday's Seventh Heaven street fair. But lucky for you Slope Fitness is giving us the special chance to take advantage of it this week: anyone who joins and signs up for an annual membership can enjoy working out allllll summer long totally free! That's right: no initiation fee and no monthly fees until you start seeing Fall sweaters again in Old Navy. And even better: the first 500 people to join the club enjoy a monthly rate that will never go up. Like N-E-V-E-R.

Since Slope Fitness's new owner agreed to give FIPS readers the preview freebie rate, you can head on down to the club any time between now and Sunday, mention this post and BOOM: you've got a summer's worth of squat thrusts and sweating on the Elliptical totally gratis (with an annual membership, of course).

I've just rejoined the club myself and have been dragging my fat ass there as regularly as I can. I'm seriously digging it, and am psyched I have such a great spot to huff and puff on a treadmill again.

If you want some more scoop, call the club at 718.783.4343
or reach out to owner Michael Carlin via email for more details: mcarlin@slopefit.com