Yikes...sorry, Steve Buscemi! Sucks to be you, John Turturro! R'uh r'oh, John Hodgman!

Looks like we might have some super duper A list celebs comin to the hood and stealin your thunder--at least Gawker seems to think so.

Rumor has it that Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick, might be dope in the Slope soon with their adorable little fam-i-LEE.  

Gawker is guessing that that the Parker-Broderick clan may have been the mysterioso buyers of Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany's gorgeous Prospect Park West mansion last year, and could be moving in any day now with their whole brood.

Some other interesting scoop: SJP purchased the rights to Park Slope author Amy Sohn's stroller nazi tell-all: Prospect Park West (note to self: buy this book pronto!)

ZOMG, you guys!!! Let's all chip in and buy them a yearly membership to Park Slope Parents as like a "welcome to the neighborhood" thing!  And then we can throw a "HOORAY FOR THE PARKER-BRODERICKS!" family party at Two Boots!