Reasons To Fear The Subway:
1. Bed Bugs
2. Death by rat king
3. Being masturbated on
4. Accidentally sitting in a pee-filled seat (totally happened to me)
5. Lecherous pervs snapping pics of your cleave.
That’s right single ladies, there’s a depressed Park Slope hubby wandering around the subway with a wedding ring, and he wants to get off on your boobs. Check out this alert from Urban Baby:
Park Slope moms - Control your husbands, please! I was on the F train this afternoon (around 2:45pm), sitting down while a white male in his 40s or early 50s, brown hair and eyes, wearing a suit was standing next to me. Little did I know he was staring down my shirt and taking pictures!! A lady who was sitting next to me was the one who alerted me. He was shameless and disgusting, with a wedding ring on. Looked like a completely normal family man, not your average perv. He got off on 7th ave. Absolutely disgusting. If that's your husband, tell him I regret not taking his picture but I hope the next girl he does this to will take his picture and put posters with his face all over 7th Ave. Bastard!
I’m totally in agreement about this creepster being a huge circle jerk-off, but some mommies are coming to his defense:
"If you don't want people looking at your cleavage, don't show your cleavage. Not that there's anything wrong with someone looking at your cleavage."
Or, my personal favorite: "i see ppl apparently obligious to how much cleavage they're showing all the time. it's not the look"
Brilliantly said! Of course everyone is leaving out the obvious answer: this dude was clearly making a documentary about the milky breastfeeding boobs around Park slope.