Park Slope Missed Connections: Animal-loving Salt & Pepper goatee seeks Environmentally-conscious cowgirl
M4W, 40 - Park Slope (via Craigslist)
"You in cowboy boots and glory, standing up to protect our drinking water on 7th Avenue in the Slope yesterday. I came out of the pet food store sporting sunglasses and a salt and pepper goatee. I think you wanted to connect, but you just set me on fire and it was such a perfect moment I couldn't let words touch it. I would do anything to look into your eyes again. Even talk."
Is this you, mystery woman of Park Slope? If so, it's time to reconnect with your salt & pepper goatee-d admirer.