Oh, it is SO on, Central Park fuckos!
You think you're better than us? That Central Park is so far superior to Prospect Park? Well, okay, that may be true on just about every other measure but let me tell you, you've got NOTHING on us when it comes to circle jerks and public sex romps.
Taking a break from their almost constant ornithological blogging and tweeting, the NY Times' City Room covered a four-hour weekend cleanup by Prospect Park volunteers & the veritable treasure trove they dug up, including but not limited to:
- one gold lamé thong
- a partial manuscript
- empty booze bottles
- the obligatory hypodermic needle
- a studded dog collar
AND... UPWARDS OF 2,000 CONDOM WRAPPERS AND 600 USED CONDOMS.
Holy Shit and, also, thumbs up on practicing safe sex. But really, this bears repeating: 2000 empty condom wrappers and 600 spoogey raincoats!
The kicker of this fine piece of reportage (again, I'm thinking of the birdwatching!) is that the last cleanup was only TWO fucking weeks ago!!!
So there, you GD Manhattanites. WE are the destination du jour now. Well, for woodsy woody hawtness, anyway.
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