Yeah, yeah, I got it.

But, since I seem to have annoyed so many people this week with what has to be the dumbest controversy I've ever been involved in (and NOOOO, I didn't engineer it as a publicity stunt), I thought I'd throw it out there. Point you rabid dogs in a new direction.

So, leaving aside me or my almost as annoying FIPS PICs, who is seriously bugging the shit out of you on this glorious spring day?

#1

My top spot goes to a fictional character. Amelia Bedelia, you suck.

In the spirit of lifetime bans, my husband and I agreed yesterday to one on all Amelia Bedelia books, because as a friend pointed out, "how fucking dumb can she be and those people don't fire her?"

#2

Kathleen Grimm, the NYC deputy chancellor for infrastructure and portfolio planning. Just actually outlawed homemade brownies and banana bread from public school fundraisers (doritos and pop tarts still okay).

#3

Glenn Beck. Why was he at the Chip Shop and please don't tell me he's moving to Park Slope.

Your top three?