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06Mar2009

Ode To omg, whatev!!!

Posted by: AuthorErica | DateFriday, March 6, 2009 at 12:51AM

We got some pretty rad comments from our Brooklyn Based interview yesterday, but our fave-oh-rite one by far came from omg, whatev!!! (4th comment down). It was such poetry, in fact, that I was compelled to do a dramatic reading of it.

I *almost* yelled out "bitch" at the end, omg, whatev!!!, but really, we've got nothing but love for your ass.  Though for the record, I would not live in Hoboken even if someone offered me free rent and a weekly stipend.

See you at the Tea Lounge.

Kisses!

[CLICK ODE TO OMG, WHATEV!!! BELOW TO LISTEN]

Ode To OMG, Whatev!!!

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Oh my, that is fucking great. the depth and complexity of your 'dabble in the lifestyle' and 'marketing'. Next time, you're doing a passage from The Picture of Dorian Gray and performing it at the Grand Army Plaza greenmarket. You bring your best English accent, I'll bring the bullhorn.

March 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMissTA

OMG makes some great points. What are you doing up before 10? What are you doing hanging out at Union Hall? And really how complicated can something that Gregg does for a living be? Get over yourself.

March 6, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterboroughbred

hahahah. how dare you be MARRIED!?

I guess marriage means you cant still be young and creative.

And JPAN is the best sushi in the slope.

March 6, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersecondbecky

@boroughbred I did not intend for the above to be ironic...I MEAN it: I think omg's comment was poetry (If you are out there omg, email us...we LOVE YOU!).

March 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterErica

Erica, have you ever considered voice-over acting? That was quite good.

March 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMr. Ius

that was awesome

March 8, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterkelly

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