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Tuesday
07Jul2009

More Park Slope Post Office Haterade!

Hey, remember when we delivered BIG news back in March, telling you how how much the Park Slope post office on 7thAvenue sucked?

Well, novelist and Park Slope resident, Rudolph Delson (who???) delivers the 11215 postal branch a cup of hate too, but in an entertainingly obnoxious letter to the postmaster. This tome anguishes on for pages and pages, pointing out typos on post office signs, criticizing font choices, becoming outraged over the use of Scotch tape when there are aluminum runners that could be used instead (obvy!), and commenting on the “poor use of text justification.” Oh, the scrutiny goes on and on. Read it for yourself!--it's truly a work of art.

(via Manhattan Users Guide)

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