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Monday
Jun292009

If You Hate The MTA With Ever Fiber of Your Being, Raise Your Hand...

So, wait?! Does my unlimited monthly Metro card NOT work today because of this stupid fare increase?? You know, the one that took effect as of y-e-s-t-e-r-d-a-y upping fares to $2.25?

Just for funzies, I'd like to say: FUUUUUUCKKKKK YOOOOOOOU, MTA! If ever there was a prime, motherfucking example of getting something for nothing, it's what you bizzatches keep doing with your rate increases. You get more of our money, and we get more of your bullshit.

Only in NY...

(via the Daily News)

UPDATE: my monthly unlimited card, which is set to expire June 30th DID actually work today despite the rate increase. You MTA bitches are LUCKY.

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