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Thursday
Nov052009

'I Joined The Park Slope Food Coop, And All I Got Was This Stinkin Shirt'

Posted by: AuthorErica | DateThursday, November 5, 2009 at 9:44AM

Inspired by the recent NYT article lamenting about how verry verry hawd it is to keep up with one's required Coop work shift schdule, our new blog bff Definitive Ink was called to action: behold, the Coop status shirts! You can choose between: "on alert," "suspended," "grace period," or "suspended."

[Yes, people...we a-r-e serious].

Buy the t-shirts here.

TOTALLY. FUCKING. BRILLIANT

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