...instead of alone!
Fuck the Millionaire Matchmaker (ignoring that present company is watching HD on Demand of this god forsaken show). After all, we are Brooklyn, and none of that moneybags Manhattan shit flies here. (Right.) Anyway, tomorrow at Union Hall: the Hundredaire Matchmaker, a singles event for the broke but still relatively fabulous.
In their words, if you've ever thought, "Hey, I'm single and kind of a tool, but I'm also kind of broke. How will I ever fulfill my dreams of being brought onto someone's show, made fun of, and then matched up with an outer-boroughs golddigger?" then this is for you.