Did you just witness a Park Slope mom scream at an ice cream vendor for merely existing WHILE her child named Grapefruit/Voltaire/Stapler nearly ran Steve Buscemi over with a scooter WHILE horsing around with the family's non-live-in Nanny, who has just arrived at the Food Coop to cover a shift?
PLEASE TELL US ALL ABOUT IT.
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