In case you've spent the week pleading for the return of spring or wondering if this baby hippo will grow up to someday eat you, here's a quick wrap-up of juicy FiPS news that graced the pages of our blog this week:
* An English Synthpop musician bought Jenna Lyons's townhouse: That's right, FiPSTERS! The founder of Depeche Mode is moving to Park Slope [enter electronic music track!]
* A Tenant's horror story, and all the bad things i've wished upon her shitty landlord: This past January, Park Slope resident Summer Brennan returned home from vacation to her rent-stabilized apartment to find that her landlord had evicted her. This enraged FiPS writer Thomas, who unabashedly wished for the landlord to "contract drug-resistant gonorrhea from a hooker."
* Did the Pavilion Oversell Tickets to the Pavilion?: Yep -- and because of this, they are responsible for the sound of a thousand tweenage hearts breaking that filled the South Slope air that night.
* [Breaking] more drama with casa ventura: Our verdict? The place truly is doomed.