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Thursday
Jan062011

Did Park Slope Ruin Taylor and Jake's Relationship?

Cause Gothamist seems to think so.

And you know what: I think they might be on to something!

Cause Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift looked pretty fucking happy together!

But it's true: Park Slope is not the sort of place you come for a casual relationship. Cause for reals: there are babies crawling ALL OVER this joint! Everyone is married! Everyone has a dog! All you see everywhere you look are the building blocks of serious, committed, LIFE LONG relationships.

And even if you're not quite ready to talk about all this shit, how can you not?? IT'S EVERYWHERE. By default Park Slope takes any relationship up like 4-5 points on the serious scale. I mean, all you gotta do is just say "I live in Park Slope" and that basically just sends a message that you're ready to become a baby making factory.

Le sigh.

I'm sorry Jake-n-Taylor...Park Slope let you down.

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