All last week, we ran a lil' contest with the Pork Slope dudes where we asked you, FiPS readers, to come up with the cleverest names possible for two boars heads that'll be hanging up in the soon-to-be-open bar. The Pork Slope dudes have picked their two favorites, and those lucky FiPS readers (& a guest!) will be in attendance at this Wednesday's pre-opening party.
We got a ton of great responses. My personal faves were the pair of "i used to fuck guys like you in prison" and "rick" but I wasn't choosing, so the boars will, from this point on, go by the two winning names:
"PIGGIE SMALLS" & "BOSS HOG."
Congrats to FiPS readers Haleigh & Steve for choosing the winning names! You're both officially invited to the Pork Slope pre-opening party this Wednesday evening, where you'll get to rub elbows, er...snouts with such celebrities as Piggie Smalls & Boss Hog! We'll be dropping you a line at the email address associated with your Disqus Commenter ID later today to get your full names to be put on the VIP list, and to give you the exact deets on the event.
For the rest of you, Pork Slope will be open on the 18th.
...& in closing...may the pork be with you.