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Saturday
Oct232010

Can Someone Buy This OttLite Pls?

Ok, ppl: I know this is fucking retarded and that my blog is not craigslist, but this thing has been sitting in my apt for months and it needs to go.

Earlier this summer Martha Stewart had some fab Bloggers night out party, and by the powers of magical unicorns and grayskull, my ass got invited. The party was clearly off the fucking chain, and in addition to two killer gift bags, I won this gigantic, OttLite floor lamp.

I honestly had no idea what this thing even was, but 3 people stopped me on the way out to tell me how amazing my gift was and how much I would dig it for crafting. Only my ass does not craft. And I read the back of the box and it doesn't say anything about this light enhancing my reality TV watching experience or helping me to stop eat devil dogs, so I have no real use for the thing.

Here are the specs:

OttLite 24W Craft Plus Floor Lamp

Enjoy Wide Illumination for All Your Creations
Illuminate large workspaces with the powerful and versatile OttLite Craft Plus Floor Lamp. Perfect next to your worktable, chair or sewing machine, this lamp features a wide shade, sturdy yet lightweight base, and an adjustable flex neck to position the light right where you need it.

It's $210 bucks here on the OttLite site and it's $125 on Joann.com...so someone can come get this thing from me in N. Park Slope for $100 cash money. It's still in the box and has never been touched. Oh yeah, and I don't have bedbugs.

email me at effedinparkslope@gmail.com if you wanna get crafty with this light.

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