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Wednesday
Nov042009

Calling All Park Slope Teenage Hipster Assholes: MTV *Needs* You

So, according to our friends at Brokelyn, if you are a "Brooklyn teen age 15 to 18, who qualifies as a dancer, musician, athlete, drama queen, bookworm, shy type, alpha male, alpha female, texter or party hopper," than you are *perfectly* suited for a new show that MTV is casting for called Skins!

Based on a hit show in the UK, Skins apparently follows around a group of bad-assed, snot nosed, smart-mouthed teens as they impregnate their classmates, learn all about anorexia, and smoke crack with Amy Winehouse (ok, fine: that last part isn't true).

They're specfically looking for non-actor types (cause you know: reality telivision is REAL, people), and, duh, their first stop is the BK: “we were handed the task of finding the most charismatic and actually edgy kids we could,” casting agent Kim Madalinski told Brokelyn. “We need real people with real life experiences and the courage to show it. Everyone says ‘you need to go to my neighborhood,’ and ‘my neighborhood’ is always somewhere in Brooklyn.’

Oh, please, please, please Gawd let someone from Park Slope be chosen for this show. Do you know what a fucking blog post goldmine of material that would be???

The casting call takes place on November 15th. So, if you're an "edgy" badass teen whose parents will agree to sign the show waiver, hop on over to Brokelyn for more details on where to go and what to do (seriously, Park Slope teens--I mean it! Your community NEEDS you!).

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