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Tuesday
27Oct2009

Blognigger Doesn't Like The Court Street Movie Theater Either

Ok, so this little gem was dropped into the comments of my original I Will Never Go Back to Court Street Movie Theater post, but I thought it was worth highlighting becuase, duh, it's BN.

Here's what the OG Brooklyn blogger had to say:

Attention White People:

(I can safely address you this way, since stuck-up White MFA
candidates from the University of Iowa and analogue institutions are the only folks remaining who would call Erica's Court Street Theater post "RACIST")

Attention White People:

I'm delighted to inform you that if you've declared Erica a RACIST based on the description of her Court Street Theater experience, you've just fallen into one of the oldest traps in the book.

Yep, I gotcha like Tawana Brawley's mother on a polygraph: the only person guilty of "racism" in this situation is YOU.

See, you have associated the people who brought a baby to a late night movie, screamed, and threatened violence... with Black people.

Erica must be afraid of black people, because she's afraid of these psychopaths -- and according to you, these psychopaths = black people.

Think Erica is afraid of me or my kids or the president of the Unites States? Ok so, she's NOT afraid of black people now?

Look: We all know that the only ones who would act this way at a late night Court Street movie theater are black. But to say that all black people would behave this way at a movie theater is racist- and that's the logical result of your assertion that Erica's fear of these people equates to a fear or dislike of black people.

For what it's worth, I wouldn't be caught DEAD at Court Street cinema at night because I got a family and I don't want to risk getting shot in a cross fire by niggers.

This is Brooklyn, and that's their turf.

I wouldn't be caught dead at the Puerto Rican day parade, because violence happens there, and I don't want to risk getting stomped by Puerto Rican niggers.

That's their turf.

I wouldn't be caught dead at some rodeo NASCAR redneck bullfight-ass cowboy shit because those white people get violent when they see blacks and Jews, and I'm both. I got a family and I don't want to risk getting lynched by white niggers.

That's their turf.

Attention White People: Niggers come in all colors; America enjoys a rainbow of niggerhood.

Don't front like you're not scared of niggers - it makes you sound stupid.

But yo - when you say all black people are niggers?

Damn, Ms Brawley; you're just being racist.


[for more information, please see: Williamsburg bar NO BLACKS ALLOWED]

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