Our BK Holiday Meatup is fast approaching, and major preparations are underway. ICYMI, our theme this time around is a naughty office party. So you know all that shit your normally do at your REAL office party and then get fired for in trouble for, and regret the next day? Well, at this partay, alllll of that stuff will be encouraged--rewarded even.

To kick things off, we'd like to start encouraging you all to start acting like asshats NOW, so that by the time December 9th rolls around, you'll be well practiced. WE WANT SOME NAUGHTY PHOTOCOPIES!

Here's how this shit will work: we got ourselves a BK Meatup fax number for the express purpose of receiving your NSFW naughty photocopies. So no need to worry about cover sheets here, bitches. Make sure NO ONE ELSE IS AROUND (seriously!), sneak into the copy room, and go to town.

Fax the results to: (646) 964-6540

No need to include your name or any other identifying information--this shit is totally anon (also, once you are done, shred, shred and shred some more--you wanna get your ass fired during a recesh!?).

We'll be collecting the best of the naughty photo copies and displaying them in gallery on the night of the Meatup. The most creative, inventive of all of the entries will win a prize (if, in fact, the winner wants to to man up (or lady up) to the fact that the photocopy is theirs).

If not, we'll all just laugh our asses off at your xerox hijinks, and try to match the body parts to the guest list as best we can in our minds.

While there are no major rules here, we are looking for creativity. A full-frontal photocopy of your ball sack while entertaining, is not gonna win.

So, fax us long and fax us hard...we're waiting.