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Monday
Mar082010

Garbage Men Are Lazy?

Am I missing something, or are the garbage men supposed to PICK UP the garbage, and like take it away somewhere?

Yes?

OK, so then WHY THE FUCK are the streets of Park Slope waaaaay dirtier right *after* the garbage men come then they are before they get here???

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Monday
Mar082010

I NEED ANSWERS: WHY DOES THE BROOKLYN PUBLIC LIBRARY LITERALLY STINK?

Jobs, healthcare, babies in bars?  No, the real question on tap: why does the entire main branch of the Brooklyn Public Library (at Grand Army) smell like body odor?

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Friday
Mar052010

Cupcakegate 2K10: Just The Facts

I trust you're ALL going to be at our FIPS sponsored fried Robicelli cupcake event at Union Hall?

OK, good! Here's some scoop:

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Friday
Mar052010

The Brooklyn Mutt Show [Best In Show: VOTE FOR ZIGGY]

Since I'm on the subject of dogs, the first annual Brooklyn Mutt Show is coming to the Lyceum, March 13 & 14th. Admission is free for those of you who've already spent all your money on rent.

Westminster is all about the pure breeds, and the Mutt Show is, yep you guessed it, all about adorable, smart, not-inbred mutts!

It's never too early to start campaigning, so for your consideration, my little beastie mutt Ziggy!

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Friday
Mar052010

Cool or Not Cool: Leaving Your Dog's Shit Allllllll Over Park Slope?

Let it be heard LOUD AND CLEAR: snow is no excuse! Yes you, you lazy sacks of shit: Pick. it. up. Your dog's poop, that is.

Now that all the snow is melting, the fecal matter smeared on the sidewalks of Park Slope has reached epidemic proportions. And judging from the trail, a whole lot of you poor schlubs have already stepped in it.

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