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Thursday
Apr082010

BALLERS AS Parenting Gurus?

In the wake of my little Park Slope Parents kerfuffle, all I have left for my predatory journalistic trolling is you losers.

So, I was thinking: with all the unsolicited parenting advice you BALLER know-it-alls like to dole out, I’d see what actual discipline tips you have for the put-upon BREEDERS of our noble nabe.

I know how you feel about the baby barfly issue...and the gigantic SUV strollers.

But what, as impartial observers and adult children, can you advise us on when it comes to raising the people who will be running the planet when you get too old to do it yourself. It’s in our common interest to raise them right, right?

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Thursday
Apr082010

Park Slope *Really* Is The Most Welcoming Neighborhood on the Planet...

click to enlarge...or the most stupid.

Fucked in Park Slope was just asked to join the local Chamber of Commerce!

Wednesday
Apr072010

Park Slope Deflowered

First your dog gets mugged, then you're forced to participate in the ritual sacrifices in Prospect Park, and THEN your garden gets raped...welcome to the wonderful world of living in Park Slope!

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Wednesday
Apr072010

Benchmark: No Longer a Secret

We're not sure whether the owners were trying to keep Benchmark a secret or not, but the cat's out of the bag now! 

This sign (among a few others) was slapped on the side of Loki Lounge, alerting Park Slopers of its presence.  And I'm so glad they did, because goddamn, this place is GOOD. 

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Tuesday
Apr062010

Big Gay Meatup [Spring Break Edition]

I've been called racist, Jew hating (and I'm a Jew), and even womyn hating (because of my propensity to use the word bitch), but if there's one group I *especially* love the shit out of, its the Gays! GO GAYS!

Which is why I'm so very excited to drop the news about our very first Big Gay Meatup (Spring Break Edition)!

If you're gay, or bi, or bi-curious, or lez curious, or full-on lez, then you need to get your ass to The Bell House on Thursday, April 29th for a night of Spring Break mayhem. Cause shit's gonna be poppin, and its gonna be WAY better than uhm...an iPad.

Here's why:

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