I'm not so sure if Jesus has come back or whatever was supposed to have happened on Easter, but I am sure of one thing: his fundamentalist army has landed on Eighth Avenue (in a very glamorous vehicle parked outside of the Memorial Baptist Church at that).
As a rule, there's not much I find funny because I'm sort of a shitty snob with a poor sense of humor, but one of my top five, never-fail sources of LOLZ is Bob Jones University: the idea of it, the people who attend it, its history with accreditation, and basically every word on its Christlike (yep, this is a word) website. So, please imagine the look on my face when I came across this walking to dinner. BJU HAS COME. AND THEY'RE GONNA EITHER MAKE YOU BELIEVE IN CHRIST OR CALL YOU A LIBERAL AND EAT YOUR BRAINS.