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Monday
Apr052010

TONIGHT: WHERE YOU WATCHING THE MADNESS?

Tonight, wives will get their husbands back, husbands will have to go back to their wives, and people like me will have to remember how to talk about things other than basketball.  Maybe.  It is the end of March Madness, friends.

Now that the vast majority of us embarrassed ourselves pretty hardcore in our March Madness pools (the FIPS pool included), I'm wondering where you all are watching the game.  Despite what my bracket said, I am a crazy Duke fan, and I don't want to be screaming at my television alone in my microscopic living room when I could be embarrassing myself in front of real life FIPSers.

So, if for no other reason than the sheer entertainment value of watching a five-foot girl on heels flipping out at people she doesn't actually know displayed on an inanimate object, where are you all watching the NCAA championship game tonight?  Anyone down with organizing/recommending a meeting spot?  I don't know my Slope sports bars too well, so enlighten me.

Plus, if there are enough people coming out, I'll bake something.  And I am better at that shit than this year's bracketology, swear up and down.

BJU can come, too.

Monday
Apr052010

SWM's of Park Slope: Fashion Trends to AVOID If You Ever Want To Get Laid Again  

I had a spectacular lunch out yesterday with my boys, marred only by my irrational, instantaneous aversion to our waiter for the vain fool I pegged him for, purely on the basis of that snidely whiplash stache he was sporting.

My friend D: I know exactly which waiter you're talking about... We thought he was a moonlighting porn star... We were calling him "Buck Johnson"...

I was thinking more latter-day Village People.

Lately I can’t get down the streets of our great hood but for the mustaches.

If I’ve actually noticed this trend, I’m hoping it’s almost over. Because it’s a deal breaker! Very few dudes can carry off the mustache with panache and let me tell you, the rest of you look like potential stalkers and flashers, even if it is IRONY you are going for.

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Monday
Apr052010

MISSION DOLORES, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

image: Jacqueline WasilczykOk, so Mission Dolores opened on Friday night...and I'm not sure if they had an all offish party or what, but my ass didn't get invited. 

Anyway.

I picked up the shattered pieces of my life and went last night to check it out and ZOMG, that place is so fucking awesome it should be called Mission Amazing...or Mission You'll Never Wanna Go To Another Bar Again. I have no fucking clue what they do when its raining, but 75% of the bar is outside, so you sit at these rad wooden tables with the roof totally open above you.

It was pretty darn packed on a Sunday night as well, and there are already 4 killer reviews on Yelp.

Trust me people, this place rules.

Monday
Apr052010

BREEDERS, HIDE YOUR CHILDREN...BJU HAS LANDED

I'm not so sure if Jesus has come back or whatever was supposed to have happened on Easter, but I am sure of one thing: his fundamentalist army has landed on Eighth Avenue (in a very glamorous vehicle parked outside of the Memorial Baptist Church at that).

As a rule, there's not much I find funny because I'm sort of a shitty snob with a poor sense of humor, but one of my top five, never-fail sources of LOLZ is Bob Jones University: the idea of it, the people who attend it, its history with accreditation, and basically every word on its Christlike (yep, this is a word) website.  So, please imagine the look on my face when I came across this walking to dinner.  BJU HAS COME.  AND THEY'RE GONNA EITHER MAKE YOU BELIEVE IN CHRIST OR CALL YOU A LIBERAL AND EAT YOUR BRAINS.

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Friday
Apr022010

Associated Supermarket on 5th Ave Needs a Lesson in "Kosher for Passover"

(via Rob Blatt)