Dear John Turturro,
I have no fucking clue what this commercial is about.
Literally none...like I've watched 3 times and I'm still unsure if you are supposed to be crazysexycool or ...??? UnDEStinated? Is this some sort of hipster retardo speak that I just don't get?
It doesn't really matter! Cause we don't drink Heineken....and I don't know anyone who does. BUT (and this is a big BUT), we still T-O-T-A-L-L-Y love you anyway! Almost as much as Hodgman! And we hope you do tons more commercials! And movies! So you can keep Park Slope center stage at the highest levels of Hollywood glamour and power!
See you on the Q?
Love to love u,
(via Brooklyn Hall of Fame)