Okay, so here’s the situation: after asking you jerks for some suggestions on where to do this month’s FIPS Food Throwdown (the burger edition), I got a bunch of whiny bullshit about how I’m an asshole for even thinking of getting a burger delivered to me. I should eat it at the restaurant, you said, or I should make one for myself because it’s not that hard!
LISTEN: I know it’s not that hard to make a goddamned burger. I love to cook, and I do it often. But, guess what? Sometimes life gets in the way. Sometimes you have to stay late at a job you hate and you’re too tired or lazy to make dinner. Sometimes you’d like to cook, but you don’t have the time to get to the store. This is why delivery exists, and this is why this column exists—we wade through the delivery dregs to find the best options for specific foods/meals if you don’t feel like busting out your pots and pans and cooking.
So, now that we’re all on the same page, let’s fucking do this.