Ok, so ICYMI, the singles event of the season, the Naughty Office Party themed Holiday BK Meatup, is *this* Wednesday at the Bell House. If you don't already have your ticket, you need to GET. ONE. NOWWWWW.
Why? You might be wondering? What's the rush? Is it really worth it?
YES, MOTHERFUCKERS! IT'S REALLY WORTH IT! DO YOU WANT TO MEET SOMEONE? DO YOU WANT TO GET LAID?? DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SOMEONE TO LIGHT THE MENORAH WITH THIS YEAR?? DO YOU WANT TO SAVE $5? (tix are $10 ahead of time and $15 at the door! You got money to burn??).
BECAUSE THIS MEATUP SHIT WORKS!