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Friday
Jan222010

NAKED MILFS!

DAYM, ya'll! These Washington Heights MILFS are seriously takin things up a notch! (TAKE NOTE ALL YOU NON-FABULOUS PARK SLOPE BREEDERS).

As members of local groups Poker Mamma's and Moms Who Drink, these ladies are clearly not your average baby makers--espesh since they decided to get all naked-n-shit for Time Out NY.

Anyway.

Our hats off to you, hot mommiez! We'd totally do any of you...

(via Time Out NY)

Friday
Jan222010

CALL OFF THE DOGS: COTMM FIPS-TIGATION UPDATE

Okay, everyone.  This shit is INSANE. 

I just ask a simple question (ie: Where the fuck is my mail?!), and I ended up igniting a firestorm of complaints about the mail service around these parts.  Stories of mailmen hanging out in building lobbies, weeks after weeks of no Netflix, homeless men finding mail in the recycling bin when fishing for empty cans and bottles—it's all super carayzee.

On one hand, it's nice to know you're not alone.  On the other, more pessimistic hand, it's kind of scary to know that this is a neighborhood-wide problem and not just an isolated incident.  So, we decided to mail a letter and test the whole thing out.

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Friday
Jan222010

Disturbing Subway Reading Material: Exhibit A

In case you are wondering, the Knives 2010 catalog this dude was "reading" is about 400 pages long. It contains all sorts of glossy pictures of every different type of knife, in every color, of every size. This thing had motherfucking hunting knives with pink paisley handles....kvives with mascots from college universities--any knife you could ever dream about, was in the pages of this very, very disturbing, I do not want to see the dude standing right the fuck next to me on a crowded Q train reading catalog.

And this dude was turning the pages of this thing so lustily, it may as well have been a goddamned Playboy magazine.

Sure he could have been a hunter...or a cop...but also he could have been a FUCKING SERIAL KILLER.

Save that shit for private time, ppl.

Thursday
Jan212010

BREEDER DILF Suicide Contagion?

Can we call it a contagion yet? Why are all these supposedly successful middle-aged dads jumping out of their manhattan high-rises? First there was the UES daddy architect, and now an NYU professor!?

Is this yet one more advantage of living in Park Slope? (there aren’t enough high buildings to off yourself via high jump--in front of your effing kids no less).

This is really kind of creeping me out. I’m glad Erica talked me out of the annual fundraising appeal I was planning for the “give my husband a proper midlife crisis” foundation (text MLC911 to make a tax-deductible donation of $5, 100% of proceeds to actual relief). He might have tried to leap off our 4th floor fire escape in a huff of male hormones and emasculation.

But, really. WTF?

Thursday
Jan212010

An Open Letter To *Some* Park Slope Parents

I dug the recap that the City Room blog did summarizing some of the more "colorful" comments from the Letter to the Editor the other day about the babies in bars sitch in Park Slope. But thanks to the magic of google alerts, I came across this fine missive, An Open Letter To *Some* Park Slope Parents, from fellow BK blog Shouts from the Stoop.

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