Yes, bitches....yes we are.
Sorry, but we just can't help ourselves. Espesh when we receive calls for help, like the following from a "Concerned South Sloper" DINK:
My wife and I dropped by the Dram Shop on Saturday afternoon to overload on greasy food and beer on a shit-er-iffic day. All was nice and quiet (aside from the earsplitting music) with just the two of us and one other couple indulging in fried deliciousness and hoppy goodness. All of the sudden, 3 different FAMILIES walk in with kids in tow. So now we are treated to screaming kids playing shuffle board and dads talking in their dad voices until we finally just decided to give up and leave.
What the eff is that? The last time I checked it was called Dram Shop BAR. It is never okay to bring kids to a bar, right? Am I crazy or something?
-Concerned South Sloper