That's it! I'm declaring a zero tolerance policy on any and all emotional abuse against the BREEDER community of Park Slope. The whole lot of you so-called BALLER meanies: that means you. No more double-wide jokes, either about strollers or hips. No more assaults on the souls are our pint-sized pashas. Play nice in the sandbox or you will be kicked off disqus for the day, you hear? [ed note: Uhm, ok, that's not really true].
As if we hard-pressed parents don't have enough on our picnic plates, I've had to take a break from the final (maybe there is a god) end of year celebratory school get-together of the school calendar, because Erica has been emailing me every hour to bully me into writing a response to the festering debate of the day: Old First Preschool's Zero Tolerance Policy (or lack thereof).