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Tuesday
Mar302010

WHO GIVES A SHIT: WHAT'S YOUR LIVING SITCH?

A couple of recent Times pieces about housing in New York have me curious: what's your living situation?  Is anyone voluntarily destroying his/her sex life by living with parents on the cheap, or doing the (apparently illegal) apartment-as-sardine tin with a bunch of others?  Or are you all real live grown-ups with your own places?  (Related: Nothing charms a single New Yorker as much as a dishwasher and in-house laundry.)

Personally, I share my place with a couple of actors.  While I'm obviously jetting the hell out of there to my own space the second I can afford it, I have a decent apartment and I've never had it interfere with, um, personal matters.  And, even though I suppose I could, I don't live with my folks.  (Also related: This is probably the only reason they still love me.)

BALLERS, DINKS, BREEDERS with 2.3 perfect children, tell me in the comments!  And feel free to go stealth anon if you don't want that Coop chick you've been courting on OKCupid to know that your mama's still washing your skivvies.  You just haven't told her yet, I'm sure.

Tuesday
Mar302010

Spring Break 2010, Day One: To Hell and Back

I am still recovering from the trauma of my long day’s journey into night that was winter break. Wasn’t that like two weeks ago? Why, oh why are public schools on vacation again?

Whatev.

I vowed early on not to repeat the mistakes of our last go-round. I have planned our cultural playcation with the precision of a general.

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Monday
Mar292010

Happy Passover, Bitchez

(via Someecards)

Monday
Mar292010

Celebrity Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew Pinsky [The Park Slope Edition?]

Oh to be a fly on the wall of the pitch meeting for this show. Please tell me it’s coming to a TV screen near me.

Wait.

It IS a show (Ed note: and I've watched every. single. episode).

BWAHAHAHAHA (me channeling Erica).

I mean, what’s the current count of famous and semi-famous dudes who can’t keep their flies zipped? This latest Sandra Bullock’s really quite unattractive husband and the tattooed ladies flap has put me past my limit. I think I’m approaching 20 in the last year or so.

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Friday
Mar262010

WARNING: Your Tasty Icy Treat *May* Be Germier Than The Seats At The Pavillion Movie Theater

Yes, I realize its supposed to fucking SNOW TODAY, people, but we are cutting edge here at FIPS. So when everyone is all focused on winter-n-shit again, we're rolling it back to focus on Spring. And what do we all do the second it warms up? We buy ice cream...or ices in the case of FIPS reader Ally, who is hoping that her brush with disgustingness will help to save even ONE of you from contracting monkey AIDS. Behold:

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