Exhibit motherfucking A.
I knew I wasn’t the *only* person completely freaking stoked about the Park Slope Armory (opening Saturday, WHAT!).
This morning, I got a surprise present in my inbox from FIPS reader Majo who took her own stoked-dom about the Armory opening to a level that just kicked FIPS right in the ass. Now, I’m completely unsure why this exists or what on god’s green earth prompted her to do this (maybe a Robicelli’s cupcake binge, if we’re going for a PG-13 guess here?!) but lo and behold, your new Armory Anthem (see above).
Fucking cartwheels, people. Endless cartwheels (God, some of you Slopers are weird).