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Wednesday
Jan272010

Armory YMCA Opening on Sat [Sometimes People Send Me Random Stuff]

Exhibit motherfucking A.

I knew I wasn’t the *only* person completely freaking stoked about the Park Slope Armory (opening Saturday, WHAT!). 

This morning, I got a surprise present in my inbox from FIPS reader Majo who took her own stoked-dom about the Armory opening to a level that just kicked FIPS right in the ass.  Now, I’m completely unsure why this exists or what on god’s green earth prompted her to do this (maybe a Robicelli’s cupcake binge, if we’re going for a PG-13 guess here?!) but lo and behold, your new Armory Anthem (see above).

Fucking cartwheels, people.  Endless cartwheels (God, some of you Slopers are weird).

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Wednesday
Jan272010

WHO GIVES A SHIT: World's Worst Drivers?

I realize I am risking a riot here, but the question must be asked: why are Hasidic men such shitty drivers?

I was just treated to the hand-on-the-horn honk-a-thon, courtesty of a minivan on 8th Ave...and yes, it was two Hasidic Jews.

Newsflash: This is Brooklyn; there’s traffic; there's pedestrians; there's a parade of bugaboos all up and down the block. Deal with it! No need to scare me and the pooch with the your loud assed spite honks! (or wake up sleeping BALLERS!) I thought these guys are supposed to spend all day studying the torah and tending to spiritual shit??

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Tuesday
Jan262010

V-DAY IN YOUR PJ'S MEATUP [OH YES WE DID]

You people think I'm kiddin around about this "everyone is gonna get laid at the Meatup" bullshit, but I'm telling you: the day after these things, my inbox is totally fucking flooded with people who are reachin out to give us internet high fives and thank us for helpin them get some action. And, yes, we've even got ourselves quite a few ginuwine happy BK Meatup couples! I'm not sure why or how, but people keep gettin down.

So yeah, here's the scoop on the next one for all you horny motherfuckers:

On Thursday, Feburary 11th, we're takin over the Bell House again for the baddest, bestest Pajama Party your ass has ever been to! The pre V-day shenanigans are going to be non-stop: you can go with lingerie or you can go with feetsie pajamas, but we're havin ourselves an old fashioned pajama party! (so come dressed to impress!).

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Tuesday
Jan262010

Poutine: Corner Burger's Homage to Canucks

What do all of these things have in common?: Celine Dion, Chris Benoit (RIP), Leonard Cohen, Steven Cojocaru, Corey Hart, Caroline Rhea, and Dick Pound, the former president of the World Anti-Doping Agency. 

Yep, all these mofos come from Montreal.

Sounds like a big list of LAME, if you ask me.

But Corner Burger has decided that another Montreal export is the wave of the future—they're serving NINE different types of Poutine, as well as four Americanized ones for babies who get freaked out by the idea of squeaky cheese curds.

Essentially, Poutine is a pile of artery-clogging goodness; french fries covered in gravy and topped with fresh cheese curds.  Many people refer to it as a dish that looks like vomit on a plate, and it's obviously not the most healthy thing in the world to eat—but maybe you could just close your eyes and accept that you've given up your New Year's Resolution to lose weight by now anyway.

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Tuesday
Jan262010

Whassup?

*Should Babies Be Allowed in Bars? (ahhhh-gain). A Pro/Con head-to-head btwn a BREEDER and a BALLER (Lemondrop).

*The L Magazine's new iPhone app: Cocktail Compass. Through GPS functionality, this mofo helps you find the bestest and closest happy hours (The L Magazine).

*The Sycamore Rope Swing looks like fun on Saturday, 1/30 (Joe Mande & Greg Barris will be there) (Sycamore Brooklyn).

*The next BK Meatup! It's a V-day in your PJ's Party! (BK Hookup).

*There's a Save Coney Island Benefit at Galapagos on Saturday (Save Coney Island).

*Here's where you can get massages for $50 bucks and under in Brooklyn (not sure about happy endings...but let us know) (Brokelyn).