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Monday
Apr052010

BREEDERS, HIDE YOUR CHILDREN...BJU HAS LANDED

I'm not so sure if Jesus has come back or whatever was supposed to have happened on Easter, but I am sure of one thing: his fundamentalist army has landed on Eighth Avenue (in a very glamorous vehicle parked outside of the Memorial Baptist Church at that).

As a rule, there's not much I find funny because I'm sort of a shitty snob with a poor sense of humor, but one of my top five, never-fail sources of LOLZ is Bob Jones University: the idea of it, the people who attend it, its history with accreditation, and basically every word on its Christlike (yep, this is a word) website.  So, please imagine the look on my face when I came across this walking to dinner.  BJU HAS COME.  AND THEY'RE GONNA EITHER MAKE YOU BELIEVE IN CHRIST OR CALL YOU A LIBERAL AND EAT YOUR BRAINS.

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Friday
Apr022010

Associated Supermarket on 5th Ave Needs a Lesson in "Kosher for Passover"

(via Rob Blatt)

Friday
Apr022010

Hey Brooklyn [Episode 47: Rescue Chocolate]

You bitches have this whole blog reading thing down pretty well now, but don't you think its time you expanded your horizons!? Like with a podcast? Like with the Hey Brooklyn PODCAST!? Each week, we'll tell you about the creative BK mofo that our buds over at Hey Brooklyn feature. On deck this week: Sarah Gross from Rescue Chocolate.

Rescue Chocolate sells vegan chocolate bars...and *true* vegans do sort of annoy the shit out of me. BUT, I'm making a massive exception in the case of Sarah Gross. She bills her company as "the sweetest way to save a life," and she seriously means it, as 100% of the proceeds from her co. go directly to dog rescue organizations. 100% people!? As someone who's teeth clench and fists ball up whenever I hear of anyone getting a new pet who did NOT adopt, I gotta give this chick massive props.

So follow her ass on Twitter, fan her up on Facebook and buy some chocolate pronto...the doggies need your cash mon-ay.

Listen to the whole podcast HERE (and subscribe in itunes).

Friday
Apr022010

Brooklyn, according to Mary-Kate Olsen: Do you have to swim to get to work?

Okay, really, this has nothing to do with Park Slope, but I'm seriously OBSESSED with these videos.

Brooklyn-based comedienne Elaine Carroll apes Mary-Kate (and Ashley, occasionally) Olsen so well in her video series, Very Mary-Kate, that even their little sister, Lizzie Olsen, was quoted saying that Carroll "so got her!"

I seriously can't stop laughing.

Very Mary-Kate: Cat from Mary-Kate Olsen on Vimeo.

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Friday
Apr022010

Spring Break 2010, Days 2-4: Let the Sun Shine In...

Day Two was kind of awesome, albeit wet.

I discovered that my boots are not, in fact, waterproof.

The younger guffawed her way to vacation camp as her little umbrella kept going inside out.

African drumming was so groovy when we came to pick her up, I could finally see the draw of the drum circle. Now, I'm going to have to stop making fun of them. I may even form a FIPS drum circle. 

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