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Friday
Apr092010

BK Bloggers: Where You At?

Wherever you are, get your asses down to the Bell House next Wednesday, April 14 for a badass BK Bloggers Meetup!

Sponsored by 3 of your fave Brooklyn blogs, Brokelyn, Brooklyn Based and FIPS-alicious, we've already got 200+ peeps RSVP'd to this bitch.

We're going to have Blogger Lager drinks specials, as well as some dee-licious food (Lobster rolls from Red Hook Lobster Pound and Robicelli's Cupcakes).

So, if you're a blogger (and you're BK-ish), be there, or be stupid.

Friday
Apr092010

OPEN THREAD: PERIODIC TABLE OF AWESOME

Most of you have no fuckin' clue what this is, do you?

It is time for a monstrous open thread!

What's on your mind, people? Are you runnin' your dogs/children through the park and whippin' out the BBQ shit?  Hangin' tough and ghostridin' with the Bob Jones crew (who are still in town, for the record; we're on Day 5 here)?  Throwin' a dance party to celebrate the discovery of element 117?!  Droppin' the "g" on your verbs to up your street cred?

Please add your insightful thoughts on everything in the comments (but don't try too hard to match my intellectual prowess; you'll hurt yourself).

Friday
Apr092010

GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BACKPACK OUTTA MY MOTHERFUCKING FACE

This picture was taken Wednesday night, around 6:30 on the Brooklyn Bound Q Train. How did I get this photo, you might be wondering? Well, I managed to snap this by lifting up my iphone 1 millimeter from my face. Cause you see, that's WHERE THIS MOTHERFUCKERS'S BACKBACK WAS....DIRECTLY IN MY FACE.

Honestly, I'm bored of this shit too people. Like, why in the Christ are we still having this conversation?? How do you not know by now, that the moment you get on the subway, your backback needs to come OFF OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BACK??? You then place said backpack in between your legs, and stand there like a normal fucking human being until its time to get OFF the subway again, at which point you are then free to put your MOTEHRFUCKING BACKBACK back on your motherfucking back.

Any questions???

(p.s. This dude got off the train with me at the 7th Avenue stop...can anyone identify the stripey shirt or hipster wannabe haircut?).

Thursday
Apr082010

Who Gives a Shit: Park Slope Bucket List

Okay, I'm going to be honest: I once tried to write a bucket list and it ended up being more like a hit list than anything else.  But that's just a peak into my angry little life where my dreams revolve around revenge and comeuppance.  

But after I stopped fantasizing about murdering everyone who has wronged me, I thought it might be cool to explore what my Park Slope-specific bucket list is.

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Thursday
Apr082010

BALLERS AS Parenting Gurus?

In the wake of my little Park Slope Parents kerfuffle, all I have left for my predatory journalistic trolling is you losers.

So, I was thinking: with all the unsolicited parenting advice you BALLER know-it-alls like to dole out, I’d see what actual discipline tips you have for the put-upon BREEDERS of our noble nabe.

I know how you feel about the baby barfly issue...and the gigantic SUV strollers.

But what, as impartial observers and adult children, can you advise us on when it comes to raising the people who will be running the planet when you get too old to do it yourself. It’s in our common interest to raise them right, right?

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